What?!?

Butterball was standing next to me. I turned and asked him what he was eating. He very truthfully and with a big smile said, "Boogers."

Butterbean was talking to me about having another baby. I told her that her Dad didn't want anymore children. She said, "Well, how about we not tell him and secretly do it. And then we will just have a new baby girl and then say 'Surprise!' Doesn't that sound like fun? I was rolling on the floor laughing, at least in my mind.

Butterball was reading the scriptures for Family Home Evening. It went something like this, "Him had a monster and him had an eye. And then he killed that monster. And the monster then came out of the room. And that's it." Now I don't recall that in the scriptures.